a self written bio

Subject: a self written bio Mon Jul 20, 2009 8:32 am

i live on a farm, i know how to drive a tractor and a bulldozer, and cant drive a car.
*stick only, not an automatic.
i can fix ur computer, or ur car, for a small fee of course
*if u got the caps, ive got the skill
im a sharpshooter and can blast a head off with my .22 at 300 yards away
*if u get close to the facilities, some of the stray shots may do some of the work for us.

*try to guess the games i got those quotes from

Posts : 177 Join date : 2009-07-19 Location : Oregon

i know were u got the first quote... "i do not want to catch pregnancy"

Subject: Re: a self written bio Mon Jul 20, 2009 10:43 am

yep lol, and that qoute is a funny one, but i dont have pregnancy.

Subject: ?? Tue Jul 21, 2009 11:34 pm

frager23 wrote:: yep lol, and that qoute is a funny one, but i dont have pregnancy.

Or do you?!?

Subject: Re: a self written bio Wed Jul 22, 2009 12:08 am

im not sure, i would have to ask a doctor this, but i dont think straight guys can get pregnancy, only gay guys can... and fat ass like kyle

Posts : 177 Join date : 2009-07-19 Location : Oregon

Subject: Re: a self written bio Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:59 am

We cant get pregnant! We're not biologically equipped for it!!

Subject: Re: a self written bio Wed Jul 22, 2009 6:03 am

ya, but you see, gay people have different reproductive material

Posts : 177 Join date : 2009-07-19 Location : Oregon

Tucker did so... affraid

Subject: Re: a self written bio Wed Jul 22, 2009 6:12 am

just call me Church then. i still dont belive it.

Subject: Re: a self written bio Wed Jul 22, 2009 6:15 am

well than maybe you will believe it 9 months after you get butt raped by some man on the streets. lol!

Posts : 177 Join date : 2009-07-19 Location : Oregon

I think church would be in denial even if that did happen

Subject: Re: a self written bio Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:12 am

church? get butt raped? oh right, kyle cant control himself when he sees a man in blue armor like that.

Subject: Re: a self written bio Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:51 am

sorry but i dont know your names. which one is kyle?

Subject: Re: a self written bio Wed Jul 22, 2009 11:17 am

oh thats moatesy sry i forgot not every one knows everyone

Subject: Re: a self written bio Wed Jul 22, 2009 12:11 pm

frager23 wrote:: church? get butt raped? oh right, kyle cant control himself when he sees a man in blue armor like that.

Isn't church normally transparent and in white armor? I can't remember him while he was alive anymore.

Posts : 177 Join date : 2009-07-19 Location : Oregon

his was a light blue in halo 1 and darker in halo 2

Subject: Re: a self written bio Wed Jul 22, 2009 12:45 pm

Ok, then frager's comment makes a lot more sense. though I still think he's more often dead then alive.

Posts : 177 Join date : 2009-07-19 Location : Oregon

technically he was always dead through out the series cause after episode 7 when caboose killed him he was dead and then just posesed a body

Subject: Re: a self written bio Wed Jul 22, 2009 12:52 pm

His own body or somebody else's?

Posts : 177 Join date : 2009-07-19 Location : Oregon

well caboose sugested him possess his own dead body then he could just lay in the sun and rot. but he either possed lopez's body or the one sarge made for him

Subject: Re: a self written bio Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:34 pm

In that case that's not his original body, interesting to think about.

Subject: Re: a self written bio Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:33 pm

also interesting to think about how off topic this topic got...

Subject: Re: a self written bio Thu Jul 23, 2009 5:39 am

Well it's your bio. Only your bio could get this far off topic. lol!

Subject: Re: a self written bio Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:25 am

lol agreed. Smile